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Oh no! My Altimeter is Broken: Tales from a Crazy Skydiving Student

Oh No!  My Altimeter is Broken: Tales from a Crazy Skydiving Student

Jump C-2, for the second time.  Jump 7.  It had been nearly two months since I had last jumped due to weather.  This time I was with Andy.  I was excited to fly with Andy.  He was a newly minted AFF instructor, and he had done my ground school and talked me down on radio, so I trusted him.

This jump was uneventful except for the fact that I had a few more nerves than usual, given the long break between jumps.  Thankfully, I got to the dz early, stalked the wind board, reviewed the SIM, and got a great refresher from Andy before gearing up and getting on the plane.

This time, I was waving off and pulling lower than ever before, at 5,000 feet.  I was nervous to deploy at such a low altitude (I know!  I know!  It's really NOT low).  I spent my time on the ride up to altitude reviewing the dive flow with Andy and noting specific altitudes--my decision altitude, my hard deck.

And then I jumped, Andy taking grips on the inside of the plane.  My exit felt mushy, but I knew that was just the experience of being on the hill, so I flew my body through the transition, avoiding the temptation to have happy feet or go swimming.

I got stable, did my circle of awareness and practice handle touches, and then I just fell, stable, belly to earth.

I grew alarmed as I watched my altimeter tick off thousands of feet.  It was moving in the wrong direction.  What on earth--my altimeter was broken!  These were the thoughts I was having as I passed through 5,000 feet, locked on, yes, but not really processing the information, not waving off.

At 4500 feet, I realized that broken or not, I needed to pull.  I was steadily losing altitude.  I reached back to pull and found Andy's hand back there.

We pulled together.

For the first time, I didn't laugh when I landed.  Yes, I was elated to have made it safely back to the ground.  But I was pissed at myself for not pulling my own parachute by myself.  I was disappointed that I wasn't yet ready to be on my own in the sky, that I would need to keep my training wheels for a little bit longer.

So, my altimeter wasn't REALLY broken.  You see, I always watch it on the way up to altitude, when it works clockwise.  On the way down, it runs counterclockwise.  Something so simple as numbers moving in a different direction was enough to confuse me in free fall.  I am learning that I have a limited amount of things that I can focus on and pay attention to in the high speed environment of the sky, in those precious sixty seconds.

What did I learn from this jump?  If you think your altimeter is broken, pull!

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